At Thanksgiving, my father announced, ‘We’re selling the family business—and you’re getting nothing.’ My siblings cheered, but I simply smiled and asked, ‘Dad, who’s the buyer?’ He proudly replied, ‘Everest Holdings. They’re paying fifty million dollars.’ I couldn’t help laughing as I said, ‘Dad… I am Everest Holdings.’ The entire room fell silent.

At Thanksgiving, my father announced, ‘We’re selling the family business—and you’re getting nothing.’ My siblings cheered, but I simply smiled and asked, ‘Dad, who’s the buyer?’ He proudly replied, ‘Everest Holdings. They’re paying fifty million dollars.’ I couldn’t help laughing as I said, ‘Dad… I am Everest Holdings.’ The entire room fell silent.

Thanksgiving in my family has always been loud, chaotic, and painfully traditional. My father sat at the head of the table, carving the turkey like a king dividing a kingdom. My siblings—Mark and Olivia—sat on either side of him, already buzzing about “the big announcement” he promised to make this year.

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