“The apron suits you,” the judge chuckled, tapping his gavel. “A waitress brain shouldn’t be in my courtroom.” I lowered my eyes and let the laughter roll—while my thumb quietly pressed RECORD in my pocket. Then he leaned forward and whispered the number he thought would buy my silence. I finally looked up. “Your Honor,” I said, voice steady, “you just confessed on tape.” His smile cracked. And that’s when I pulled out my bar card… and the truth that would destroy him.

“The apron suits you,” the judge chuckled, tapping his gavel. “A waitress brain shouldn’t be in my courtroom.” I lowered my eyes and let the laughter roll—while my thumb quietly pressed RECORD in my pocket. Then he leaned forward and whispered the number he thought would buy my silence. I finally looked up. “Your Honor,” I said, voice steady, “you just confessed on tape.” His smile cracked. And that’s when I pulled out my bar card… and the truth that would destroy him.

“The apron suits you,” the judge chuckled, tapping his gavel like he was entertaining an audience instead of presiding over a courtroom. “A waitress brain shouldn’t be in my courtroom.”

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