On Christmas Day, I arrived earlier than planned at my wife’s parents’ house. From the hallway, I froze when I heard her laughing and saying she was three weeks pregnant—with her boss’s child—and that he was about to become a father. I didn’t confront her. I didn’t walk in. I left quietly and disappeared. Three weeks later, at a family gathering meant to celebrate the news, faces went pale as documents were handed out. Because that was when they realized I hadn’t left empty-handed—I had left prepared.

On Christmas Day, I arrived earlier than planned at my wife’s parents’ house. From the hallway, I froze when I heard her laughing and saying she was three weeks pregnant—with her boss’s child—and that he was about to become a father. I didn’t confront her. I didn’t walk in. I left quietly and disappeared.
Three weeks later, at a family gathering meant to celebrate the news, faces went pale as documents were handed out.
Because that was when they realized I hadn’t left empty-handed—I had left prepared.

On Christmas Day, I arrived earlier than planned at my wife’s parents’ house.