“Can’t even get a real job,” my sister laughed at Sunday dinner, clinking her glass like she’d already won. Monday morning, she strutted into her dream interview—then froze. I was seated behind the CEO’s desk, her resume in my hands. “So,” I said calmly, “tell me why you’re qualified?” Her smile cracked. She stammered, “W-wait… you work here?” I leaned in, voice low: “I own this company.” And that’s when she realized the interview was never the shock… it was what came after.

“Can’t even get a real job,” my sister laughed at Sunday dinner, clinking her glass like she’d already won. Monday morning, she strutted into her dream interview—then froze. I was seated behind the CEO’s desk, her resume in my hands. “So,” I said calmly, “tell me why you’re qualified?” Her smile cracked. She stammered, “W-wait… you work here?” I leaned in, voice low: “I own this company.” And that’s when she realized the interview was never the shock… it was what came after.

“Can’t even get a real job,” my sister laughed at Sunday dinner, clinking her glass like she’d already won.

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