It was Christmas dinner when I smiled at my aunt and said, “Auntie, thanks again for that keychain you sent me for my birthday.” She suddenly froze mid-stir, the sauce spoon trembling, then whispered like a thunderbolt, “Oh… I bought you a $400K apartment. The keychain was just a freebie.” The entire table went silent, faces turning paper-white. I scanned the room—and realized someone was hiding a secret even worse.

It was Christmas dinner when I smiled at my aunt and said, “Auntie, thanks again for that keychain you sent me for my birthday.” She suddenly froze mid-stir, the sauce spoon trembling, then whispered like a thunderbolt, “Oh… I bought you a $400K apartment. The keychain was just a freebie.” The entire table went silent, faces turning paper-white. I scanned the room—and realized someone was hiding a secret even worse.

It was Christmas dinner at my aunt’s house in Portland, the kind of warm, crowded gathering where everyone talked over each other and the smell of rosemary butter clung to the air. I was helping in the kitchen when I smiled at my aunt and said casually, “Aunt Linda, thanks again for that keychain you sent me for my birthday.”

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