“THIS HOUSE DOESN’T FEED DEAD WEIGHT,” my sister said, sliding a glass of water toward my son while her child enjoyed lobster. My mother chimed in coldly, “KNOW YOUR PLACE.” I smiled calmly. “Alright. I won’t forget.” What they didn’t know was that moments later, the PRIVATE CHEF stepped out of the kitchen, fixed his eyes on me, and asked loudly, “MADAM, WHICH DINNER MENU SHALL I PREPARE TONIGHT?”

“THIS HOUSE DOESN’T FEED DEAD WEIGHT,” my sister said, sliding a glass of water toward my son while her child enjoyed lobster.
My mother chimed in coldly, “KNOW YOUR PLACE.”

I smiled calmly. “Alright. I won’t forget.”

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