They forgot to invite me to Christmas, so I bought myself… a mountain. When my family showed up with a locksmith to steal it for my brother, they thought I was alone. They were wrong. I smiled as my lawyer stepped forward, the cameras lit up, and a deputy walked in behind me. That’s when I realized—some family reunions are best handled by the law.

They forgot to invite me to Christmas, so I bought myself… a mountain. When my family showed up with a locksmith to steal it for my brother, they thought I was alone. They were wrong. I smiled as my lawyer stepped forward, the cameras lit up, and a deputy walked in behind me. That’s when I realized—some family reunions are best handled by the law.

They didn’t “forget” to invite me to Christmas. People don’t forget something that big. They decide. Then they act surprised when you notice.

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