I came home for Thanksgiving. The house was empty — except for my grandmother, burning with a 104-degree fever, left alone for two days. On the table was a note: “Went to Vegas. Back Wednesday.” She opened her eyes slightly and whispered, “Shall we begin?” I nodded. Three days later, my phone wouldn’t stop vibrating — 139 missed calls. And only then did they realize… they had picked the wrong person to mess with.

I came home for Thanksgiving. The house was empty — except for my grandmother, burning with a 104-degree fever, left alone for two days. On the table was a note: “Went to Vegas. Back Wednesday.” She opened her eyes slightly and whispered, “Shall we begin?” I nodded. Three days later, my phone wouldn’t stop vibrating — 139 missed calls. And only then did they realize… they had picked the wrong person to mess with.

PART 1 – THE HOUSE THAT WAS TOO QUIET

I came home for Thanksgiving expecting noise.

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