Dinner became a performance, and I was the joke. My wife gripped my knee and whispered through her teeth, “Don’t embarrass the family.” My sister-in-law’s rich new boyfriend raised his glass. “So… what do you even do?” he chuckled—and the whole table followed. I kept my smile, kept my silence… right up until he bragged about his company. I took out my phone and placed one call. The laughter cut off mid-air—because his boss answered… and greeted me by name.

Dinner became a performance, and I was the joke. My wife gripped my knee and whispered through her teeth, “Don’t embarrass the family.”
My sister-in-law’s rich new boyfriend raised his glass. “So… what do you even do?” he chuckled—and the whole table followed.
I kept my smile, kept my silence… right up until he bragged about his company.
I took out my phone and placed one call.
The laughter cut off mid-air—because his boss answered… and greeted me by name.

Dinner at the Carsons’ always felt like an audition.

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