My sister accidentally added me to the “real family” chat, where they’ve been mocking me for 7 years. 847 messages calling me “the charity case,” betting on when i’d fail, celebrating my divorce. I screenshotted everything. Then i sent one message: “Thanks for the receipts.” What i did next at grandma’s birthday party… nobody saw coming.

My sister accidentally added me to the “real family” chat, where they’ve been mocking me for 7 years. 847 messages calling me “the charity case,” betting on when i’d fail, celebrating my divorce. I screenshotted everything. Then i sent one message: “Thanks for the receipts.” What i did next at grandma’s birthday party… nobody saw coming.

I found out by accident, which somehow made it worse. My sister Claire added me to a group chat she thought I already knew about. The name was “real family.” No emojis. No irony. Just that. I stared at my phone, confused, until the messages started loading. And loading. Eight hundred forty-seven of them. Seven years’ worth.

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