“Three point four million dollars?” the judge repeated, staring hard at the stack of forged documents my family had submitted. My mother curled her lip into a smile. My father whispered, “It’ll all collapse.” But I didn’t. Following the trail of lies is my profession. I waited — silently — until the judge leaned forward and asked, “Who created these spreadsheets?” My parents’ faces fell. And in that very moment, everyone in the courtroom realized that the trap they had set for me… was the very trap that would send them to prison.

“Three point four million dollars?” the judge repeated, staring hard at the stack of forged documents my family had submitted. My mother curled her lip into a smile. My father whispered, “It’ll all collapse.” But I didn’t. Following the trail of lies is my profession. I waited — silently — until the judge leaned forward and asked, “Who created these spreadsheets?” My parents’ faces fell. And in that very moment, everyone in the courtroom realized that the trap they had set for me… was the very trap that would send them to prison.

The first time I saw the number, it wasn’t on a bank statement or a ledger. It was on a courtroom projector, in bold, surrounded by the kind of neat formatting that tries too hard to look honest.

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