At Christmas dinner, Mom gave everyone gifts. I got nothing. She said: “Be grateful you can sit here.” My uncle chuckled and said: “Be glad we still remember your name.” Everyone laughed. I said: “Good to know.” 2 weeks later, they were at my door, screaming: “We need to talk. Open up… Please!”

At Christmas dinner, Mom gave everyone gifts. I got nothing. She said: “Be grateful you can sit here.” My uncle chuckled and said: “Be glad we still remember your name.” Everyone laughed. I said: “Good to know.” 2 weeks later, they were at my door, screaming: “We need to talk. Open up… Please!”

At the Christmas dinner table in suburban New Jersey, the air smelled like sage, butter, and the kind of tension nobody admits exists. Mom—Linda Carter—had arranged the plates as if symmetry could keep the family from falling apart. My cousins clinked glasses, my aunt praised the ham, and my uncle Rick told loud stories that always ended with him as the hero.

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