“I threw a glass of red wine right into her face when she giggled, ‘He said his wife doesn’t know the first thing about him.’ The music cut off. Heads snapped around as she shrieked, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ I moved in until we were inches apart. ‘Or would you prefer I read your texts to my husband—out loud?’ And at that exact moment, he showed up behind me.”

“I threw a glass of red wine right into her face when she giggled, ‘He said his wife doesn’t know the first thing about him.’ The music cut off. Heads snapped around as she shrieked, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ I moved in until we were inches apart. ‘Or would you prefer I read your texts to my husband—out loud?’ And at that exact moment, he showed up behind me.”

Part 1 — The Giggle in the Loud Room

The party was the kind of loud that tries to be glamorous—music heavy enough to vibrate your ribs, lights low enough to hide tension, laughter layered over everything like a filter. I’d come because my husband, Adrian, said it would be “good for networking.” Translation: show up, smile, be the polished wife in the background while deals and egos drank themselves confident.

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