I woke in the hospital, wires and tubes all over me, and heard my daughter’s bright voice over the phone: “Mom’s plane crashed. Guess we finally get to sell the house!” She had no clue I was alive. No clue I heard every syllable. I stayed “dead” for a year, letting her enjoy the fortune she thought had fallen into her lap. Then I walked into her office without warning. “You’re looking good,” I said. She turned slowly, her face going ghost-white. “Mom… you’re… dead!” I smiled softly. “Sorry I didn’t die when it would’ve benefited you.” And she still didn’t know—every cent of her inheritance had just been transferred to her niece.

I woke in the hospital, wires and tubes all over me, and heard my daughter’s bright voice over the phone: “Mom’s plane crashed. Guess we finally get to sell the house!” She had no clue I was alive. No clue I heard every syllable. I stayed “dead” for a year, letting her enjoy the fortune she thought had fallen into her lap. Then I walked into her office without warning. “You’re looking good,” I said. She turned slowly, her face going ghost-white. “Mom… you’re… dead!” I smiled softly. “Sorry I didn’t die when it would’ve benefited you.” And she still didn’t know—every cent of her inheritance had just been transferred to her niece.

The first thing I registered was the sound of beeping. Slow. Steady. Relentless.
Then the cold ache in my ribs, the tightness around my arm, the wires trailing across my body. When I finally opened my eyes, the hospital room swayed into focus.

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