Ten minutes before the wedding, I heard my future mother-in-law speaking loudly in the hallway: “Has that stupid girl signed the prenup yet? Once the wedding’s over, her Black Card will be mine.” Jack laughed. “Brandon says she isn’t a wife… she’s a golden goose.” At that moment, the sweet bride in me died — and the CEO inside me woke up. I immediately hit record. Ten minutes later, as I walked into the ceremony, I picked up the microphone and said, “Before I say ‘I do’… I’d like to share something my future mother-in-law just taught me in the bathroom.” The entire room froze.

Ten minutes before the wedding, I heard my future mother-in-law speaking loudly in the hallway: “Has that stupid girl signed the prenup yet? Once the wedding’s over, her Black Card will be mine.” Jack laughed. “Brandon says she isn’t a wife… she’s a golden goose.” At that moment, the sweet bride in me died — and the CEO inside me woke up. I immediately hit record. Ten minutes later, as I walked into the ceremony, I picked up the microphone and said, “Before I say ‘I do’… I’d like to share something my future mother-in-law just taught me in the bathroom.” The entire room froze.

Ten minutes before my wedding, I was supposed to be practicing calm breathing, fixing my veil, and smiling at myself in the mirror like every glowing bride-to-be. Instead, I froze when I heard voices echoing from the hallway just outside the bridal suite.

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