When I called to ask about the family vacation dates, my mom said: “We’re already on the trip—just send over the beach house keys, don’t make a scene.” I smiled and hung up. 3 days later, I did send the keys—but tucked inside was a neatly sealed envelope. The moment they opened it, they screamed nonstop.

When I called to ask about the family vacation dates, my mom said: “We’re already on the trip—just send over the beach house keys, don’t make a scene.” I smiled and hung up. 3 days later, I did send the keys—but tucked inside was a neatly sealed envelope. The moment they opened it, they screamed nonstop.

When I called to ask about the dates for our “family vacation,” my mother didn’t even pretend to be surprised. Diane Carter’s voice slid through the speaker, sunburnt and annoyed. “We’re already on the trip—just send over the beach house keys, don’t make a scene.”

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