My dad’s job is embarrassing,” my daughter confessed to her teacher. “He drives around delivering pizzas. Mom says he’s useless.” The school called me, concerned. I calmly explained my real identity and what my work actually involves. Three days later, the principal was taken away in handcuffs. My wife and daughter turned ghost-white when I arrived at the house wearing my full uniform…

My dad’s job is embarrassing,” my daughter confessed to her teacher. “He drives around delivering pizzas. Mom says he’s useless.” The school called me, concerned. I calmly explained my real identity and what my work actually involves. Three days later, the principal was taken away in handcuffs. My wife and daughter turned ghost-white when I arrived at the house wearing my full uniform…

When the school counselor called me in for an urgent meeting, I assumed something minor had happened — maybe my daughter Harper Williams, age nine, had gotten into a disagreement with a classmate or forgotten an assignment. But the moment I sat down across from Principal Robert Keller and Ms. Dawson, Harper’s teacher, I knew something was off.

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